sirheisenberg:

halemcjoel replied to your post: I’m still here

i missed u like a fly misses the smell of garbagé <3333




yogaboi:

The next supreme




haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.




itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK




thelastjackalope:

Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.










asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.







"It hurts that
you never
apologized."

—4:57 p.m. (Apologies)

Apologies don’t mean anything.

(via gretchainz)



cerceos:

nastya pilepchuck











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